what the fuck, 2013?

This year passed so quickly and so much happened in such a short span of time. Luckily, I can't remember three-quarters of the events that took place. It's good because they are filled with emotions and tears and trans fats (I'm an motional eater).

I don't remember accomplishing anything this year except for learning how to make kale chips, which in my opinion are the best, not bragging. Also, I wasn't very focussed in school so my future is not looking very bright and as big as his nipples. Nonetheless, I still think I deserve an award for not dropping out of my school and killing myself.

However there are somethings I remember accomplishing this year like: Level up on my selfie game and dominating the shoe game with the Scullys. Also, discovering and obsessing over more boy bands and spending more time laughing at bad internet jokes than burying my head in my textbooks.Thus before I officially accept the fact that I've done absolutely nothing beneficial towards my already-not-very-promising-future, I would like to take the time to thank the things that helped me from not jumping off a roof. 1. The InternetHere is obviously where I spend 99% of my time laughing at bad tumblr jokes and watching useless videos and movies and getting catfished. The internet kept me sane.

2. Eyebrow Game

"Some are born with great eyebrows, some achieve great eyebrows, and some have great eyebrows drawn upon them." I for one had mine drawn on. So thank you sweet baby jesus for eyebrow threading services and Benefit's brow zings & gimme brow.3.  "Do you like music?"   "Do you like breathing?"  I've put some of my favourites into one thing below.

4. Movies and Series'

When I have tons of homework to do, I like to procrastinate and watch movies and series' back to back. This has led me to discover some of my favourite movies like: clueless, an education, ginger and rosa, submarine, breakfast at tiffany's, and a raunchy film called joven y alocada (this film actually got me interested in Spanish and one of my favourite phrases is "cierra la boca puta")

And television series like American Horror Story and 2 Broke Girls.

5. Bathtubs and Coffee and Wifi

That bathtub in the hotel that I would soak in almost every night when I was in Thailand. Coffee because I need it to function. And wifi because everyone's life depends on it.

That's all folks. I look forward to another year or (mis)adventures and meeting more fabulous people and spending more time on the internet. Happy new year.